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Smooth Rooster - Papaya & Coconut Rooster Mask

Smooth Rooster - Papaya & Coconut Rooster Mask


About Smooth Rooster

Get a weekly boost of coconut oil, papaya and pomegranate enzymes with our Smooth Rooster Mask -- gentle enough for a woman's face, but made for a man's bathing suit area...and you'll love the way it feels.

After a shower, you'll apply a thin layer on your "bathing suit area"  - and rinse it off after about 7-10 minutes. Don't forget to rinse or you'll experience dryness. Technically you should avoid the "meatus" (that's the scientific name!) - aka pee-hole - but most of us do such awful stuff with that thing anyways that it's really a moot point. 

Our skin mask is made with organic fruit extracts and produced in a facility with nuts, so if you have allergies to nuts or fruits, this probably isn't the manhood mask for you! 

Smooth Rooster is proudly made in the U.S. and our mask is vegan, paraben free, and gluten free. Some of you may be asking -- HEY my penis is on a 100% meat & gluten diet. Well apologies, our Rooster Mask is vegan and gluten free and we're keeping it that way.

Smooth Rooster is made for men who want to look the best they can look. Take it for a ride and we're sure you will be happy you joined the Smooth Rooster club.

Smooth Rooster was made by men and tested by men, and we're so sure you'll love it that we have a 30-day no-excuse-needed money-back guarantee. Shoot us a message and we'll take care of you.

Smooth Rooster is only $5 per bottle and should last about a month with sporadic use.

Men Love Smooth Rooster

Smooth Rooster is a mask for men's "bathing suit area." It's like a face mask, but ours is specially formulated and tested by men, for men.

When you join the Smooth Rooster club, you can choose a single order or a discount on a monthly subscription. We'll send our organic rooster mask with the simple instructions you need to get started giving your rooster a weekly boost of coconut oil, papaya and pomegranate. We're so confident that you will love Smooth Rooster, that if you don't, we'll give you a refund, no questions asked.

Healthy, Happy

Get a weekly boost of coconut oil, papaya and pomegranate enzymes where you need it most.

Look Good Everywhere

You may already have a skincare regimen, so why are you ignoring your favorite parts?

No Long-Term Commitments

If you get a subscription, you can cancel your reoccuring order in a few clicks. Our support team is here to answer any questions or concerns.

Cruelty Free

Our papaya and coconut Rooster Mask was made and tested by men - never our furry friends!

Less than 10 minutes

You'll put on Smooth Rooster after a shower and then rinse off after 7-10 minutes... easy!

Vegan, Gluten & Paraben Free

We only put the best on our bathing suit area.

A Treat for You And Your Partner

Think of all the ways you've mistreated your manhood all these years. Why not give back something to yourself?

No Hassle Guarantee

If you aren't 100% satisfied we'll refund your order within 30 days of purchase.

Proudly Made in the U.S.A.

Do you really need another reason to try Smooth Rooster?