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Smooth Rooster is Easy to Enjoy!

Apply a thin layer to your "bathing suit area"

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Wait 5-7 minutes

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Rinse off and enjoy your refresh!

Men Love Smooth Rooster

Smooth Rooster is a mask for men's "bathing suit area." It's like a face mask, but ours is specially formulated and tested by men, for men.

When you join the Smooth Rooster club, you can choose a single order or a discount on a monthly subscription. We'll send our organic rooster mask with the simple instructions you need to get started giving your rooster a weekly boost of coconut oil, papaya and pomegranate. We're so confident that you will love Smooth Rooster, that if you don't, we'll give you a refund, no questions asked.

Healthy, Happy

Get a weekly boost of coconut oil, papaya and pomegranate enzymes where you need it most.

Look Good Everywhere

You may already have a skincare regimen, so why are you ignoring your favorite parts?

No Long-Term Commitments

If you get a subscription, you can cancel your reoccuring order in a few clicks. Our support team is here to answer any questions or concerns.

Cruelty Free

Our papaya and coconut Rooster Mask was made and tested by men - never our furry friends!

Less than 10 minutes

You'll put on Smooth Rooster after a shower and then rinse off after 7-10 minutes... easy!

Vegan, Gluten & Paraben Free

We only put the best on our bathing suit area.

A Treat for You And Your Partner

Think of all the ways you've mistreated your manhood all these years. Why not give back something to yourself?

No Hassle Guarantee

If you aren't 100% satisfied we'll refund your order within 30 days of purchase. We promise to not be a dick about it.

Proudly Made in the U.S.A.

Do you really need another reason to try Smooth Rooster?